MYSPACE BULLETINS
Don't wanna search for vids and all, still lazier than past week so I'm gonna post my recent Myspace bulletins, what I call the "Advice of the Day" series:

Advice #1: 8 legged creatures are ...
...cool. Just look at octopuses. Not only they rock but they are delicious. This is my advice of the day, whenever you see an octopus try and eat it (please don't while still alive-the octopus I mean- or if it's beyond 3 metres/9.8 feet). Good luck.


Advice #2:I'm totally hooked on...
...multiverses. "Hey Zowie stop it, are you gonna post crap like this everytime you feel like doing it?" YES. Because I do believe you're wasting your time and you could use some of this surplus wisdom that has no room in my tiny yet handy brain. So, as I was saying multiverses are cool, cause in one possible universe I'm the leader singer of AC/DC. And in this other one I just knocked Paris Hilton's doggie with my bionic knuckles. Just measure the possibilities. I've just been crowned (then deposed)King of the Octopuses in some of them!

To sum up, my daily advice: whenever you feel like doing anything useful, STOP! Count to 3 then let yourself drift along the infinite possibilities of multiverses.


Advice #3: Be careful when...
...lifting up stones. You never know what's under them. It might be a rattlesnake, bugs, a gnome, a door for a parallel dimension, black holes... The best thing you can find is some buzzing hole flashing in a zillion colours going "zzzooomm...zzzzooommm....zzzoommmmm" that turns out to get you to:

a)the Middle Ages where you are taken for a sorcerer and you end up marrying the princess.

b) Bill Cosby's Show, also known as the Purgatory. And you're the guest star baby.

So what can you do then? The Middle Ages option is easier to solve, as you just gotta walk outta the castle and lift every stone you find until you get to the right door. But then, in the Cosby thing, you'd have to wait to the picnic episode to find a decent stone.

Today's Advice:
Do not mess with stones and rocks unless your life is not exciting enuff. Be sure to carry any flashing object with you all the time (camera with a potent flash, lighters, flashlights...) to scare the plebs- face it, sooner or later they're gonna try to lynch you. Learn some jazz to be accepted in the Cosby family. Better yet, get you an mp3 player with luminous screen and fill it with Charlie Parker themes.


That's all. I know, I should stop snorting glue, but it's darn catchy.

Me in Myspace, if you think you need more advices.